Showing posts with label banking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label banking. Show all posts

Monday, June 1, 2009

"Google it Robbery"

Can't break open a Safe? "Google it Robbery" - When these criminals could open the safe in the place the just broke in to they googled "how to open a safe" and within 20 minutes they made off with over $10,000...

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Bill Maher on the Healthcare Crisis - Real Simple!

In just under two minutes, Bill Maher breaks down the reality of why America shouldn’t be afraid of a government run Healthcare system. Bill is so right - it is that Simple!



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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Tata Nano, the world's cheapest car, has been launched in India

Costing just 100,000 rupees ($1,979; £1,366), the Nano will now go on sale across India next month, with deliveries starting in July.Tata hopes the 10-foot (3-metre) long, five-seater car will be cheap enough to encourage millions of Indians to trade up from their motorcycles.

I would suggest they market world-wide! In today's economy they could never keep up with demand!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Dear IRS


If you are like having a difficult time these days and perhaps can't afford to mail the IRS your fair share this April, you might consider sending them a well constructed letter like the one below... haha

Dear IRS,
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can’t recall but I have run out of space and money.
When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.
P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.
Best Regards,
Iam Broke

Monday, February 16, 2009

Bailed Out Banksters Screwing Hookers & You too!

This is the woman who revealed last week that the executives of Wall Street firms receiving taxpayer bailout funds have been charging $2000 an hour call girls on their company credit cards, which means it is hidden as a business expense, and ultimately comes off their taxes!

That must feel pretty good; screwing a pretty woman AND the taxpayers all at the same time!

Friday, January 30, 2009

Some panhandlers are making $400 a day!



The City of Edmonton is moving forward on its crackdown on aggressive panhandlers, a group of about 20 or 30 people who police estimate were responsible for 90 per cent of the complaints they received last year.
"I know of one individual that lives in a high-rise downtown," Edmonton police Insp. Brian Nowlan said Monday. "He makes about $400 a day panhandling, so this is a way of making an income." (more)

I don't think $400.00 per day (tax free) is anything to sneeze at! Five day work week and you at 104,000. annually, and you can claim yourself to be an indignant,. Now you qualify for free heath-care! So all of you folks thinking about a Corporate America Fortune 500 career, here's another option to consider...

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

George - Is it really over?

George Said!

"So I analyzed that and decided I didn't want to be the president during a depression greater than the Great Depression, or the beginning of a depression greater than the Great Depression." --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., Dec. 18, 2008

"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008

And some more additional fine moments in history...

Monday, November 3, 2008

How BIG is a Billion?



The next time you hear a someone use the word 'billion' in the usual, casual manner of speaking, just think about what that really represents. A picture is worth a 1000 words - yes! A billion is a truly difficult number to comprehend.
  • A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
  • A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
  • A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
  • A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth.
That's the BIG picture!