Showing posts with label Laid off. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Laid off. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Phone SEX Jobs!

*contains adult humor*
So you think you have to put up with BS in your job!



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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

ULTIMA GTR - The Ultimate Kit Car!






In 2007, the GTR was independantly timed around the Top Gear test track and was found to be a blistering 6.2 seconds per lap faster than the £450,000 Ferrari Enzo, staggering the onlookers witnessing the remarkable feat!

The GTR can be ordered as a turnkey supercar, it is also available in component form, for assembly by the home enthusiast which is how the majority of customers purchase their GTR. As part of the GTR's gestation period, a great deal of time was spent to ensure that this is one of the easiest cars in the world to construct by somebody with no previous mechanical or car building experience. To learn more


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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Dear IRS


If you are like having a difficult time these days and perhaps can't afford to mail the IRS your fair share this April, you might consider sending them a well constructed letter like the one below... haha

Dear IRS,
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can’t recall but I have run out of space and money.
When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.
P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.
Best Regards,
Iam Broke

Friday, February 20, 2009

Another Odd Todd Episode - Career Day!

If you are unemployed, recently laid off, then a visit to Odd Todd's site is a must! (link)

Need help finding that Fortune 500 job?

Monday, February 2, 2009

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

A Day in the Life of the Odd Todd !

I know that I posted an Odd Todd comic a few days ago, but they are really GREAT! And Todd really has the unemployed thing down really good! So here is another, The Day in the Life of Odd Todd, and so many more unemployed slobs (self included) ... Enjoy!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

NASA's new Lunar Hot Rod prototype !


NASA unveiled its latest prototype lunar vehicle at the tail-end of Barack Obama's inauguration parade in Washington DC this week. It's a step up from the previous model, but why...?




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Monday, January 19, 2009

Saturday, January 17, 2009

January 20, 2009 - 2.5 Days & Counting!

As George quoted in his farewell to the nation... President Thomas Jefferson once wrote,
“I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.”


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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

LAID OFF

Jack joined the ranks of the unemployed today! Not only does Jack feel bad about it, his spouse thinks he is a loser and the world is coming to an end! Boy that's being supportive on day 1! Thought I would google the day with laid off so as not to feel so alone, knowing there must be a billion or so like me!? Ran across a great cartoon site that will inspire confidence and faith! I encourage all of you in my lot to visit Odd Todd. He has several episodes on the subject. Even I had a good laugh... LINK