Showing posts with label CEO's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CEO's. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Dear IRS


If you are like having a difficult time these days and perhaps can't afford to mail the IRS your fair share this April, you might consider sending them a well constructed letter like the one below... haha

Dear IRS,
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can’t recall but I have run out of space and money.
When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.
P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.
Best Regards,
Iam Broke

Friday, February 20, 2009

Another Odd Todd Episode - Career Day!

If you are unemployed, recently laid off, then a visit to Odd Todd's site is a must! (link)

Need help finding that Fortune 500 job?

Monday, December 8, 2008

Playboy CEO Christie Hefner News

Christie Hefner to Step Down as Playboy CEO
Playboy CEO Christie Hefner said Monday that she will step down next month after more than 23 years at the company her father founded.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Somali pirates living the high life

By Robyn Hunter BBC News
"They wed the most beautiful girls; they are building big houses; they have new cars; new guns," he says.
"Piracy in many ways is socially acceptable. They have become fashionable."
Most of them are aged between 20 and 35 years - in it for the money.
And the rewards they receive are rich in a country where almost half the population need food aid after 17 years of non-stop conflict.
Most vessels captured in the busy shipping lanes of the Gulf of Aden fetch on average a ransom of $2m. Read More
This sounds just like what is occurring on Wall Street & in Washington ... !