Showing posts with label unemployed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label unemployed. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Phone SEX Jobs!

*contains adult humor*
So you think you have to put up with BS in your job!



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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Stoner's - The Army wants you too!

Attention all Stoner's - Yes guys & gals, the Army has something for you too! Travel to the fields of dreams in Jalhalabad Afghanistan. You will will think you have died and gone to stoner heaven! Watch our recruiting video below to see if you too will fit into the New Army!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Bill Maher on the Healthcare Crisis - Real Simple!

In just under two minutes, Bill Maher breaks down the reality of why America shouldn’t be afraid of a government run Healthcare system. Bill is so right - it is that Simple!



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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Dear IRS


If you are like having a difficult time these days and perhaps can't afford to mail the IRS your fair share this April, you might consider sending them a well constructed letter like the one below... haha

Dear IRS,
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can’t recall but I have run out of space and money.
When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.
P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.
Best Regards,
Iam Broke

Friday, February 20, 2009

Another Odd Todd Episode - Career Day!

If you are unemployed, recently laid off, then a visit to Odd Todd's site is a must! (link)

Need help finding that Fortune 500 job?

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

CNBC: Bong breaks all around

I think Bob is on to something here! His suggestion would allow everybody to chill out and relax... It could be another source for new jobs in America!

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Friday, January 30, 2009

Some panhandlers are making $400 a day!



The City of Edmonton is moving forward on its crackdown on aggressive panhandlers, a group of about 20 or 30 people who police estimate were responsible for 90 per cent of the complaints they received last year.
"I know of one individual that lives in a high-rise downtown," Edmonton police Insp. Brian Nowlan said Monday. "He makes about $400 a day panhandling, so this is a way of making an income." (more)

I don't think $400.00 per day (tax free) is anything to sneeze at! Five day work week and you at 104,000. annually, and you can claim yourself to be an indignant,. Now you qualify for free heath-care! So all of you folks thinking about a Corporate America Fortune 500 career, here's another option to consider...

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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Porn Kings going to D.C. - Help Us Through the Hard Times!

Joe Francis and Larry Flynt claim the economy has made America's sexual appetite go limp, so they're going to the one place where sex is always rampant - Congress!

Not that Joe or Larry have any less validity to a BAILOUT than the thief's on Wall Street of the party gang at AIG... I'm just wondering if I should march my unemployed ass to DC, to see if I can win the Lottery too?!?

A fresh comic on the Flint BAILOUT.... enjoy!


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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

A Day in the Life of the Odd Todd !

I know that I posted an Odd Todd comic a few days ago, but they are really GREAT! And Todd really has the unemployed thing down really good! So here is another, The Day in the Life of Odd Todd, and so many more unemployed slobs (self included) ... Enjoy!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Laid Off - Need a Job - Depressed

Then you should visit Odd Todd for a pick me up!

To see more of Odd Todd's work, visit his site - (LINK) A Today show Interview with Mr Odd Todd himself - (LINK)

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Monday, January 19, 2009

Saturday, January 17, 2009

January 20, 2009 - 2.5 Days & Counting!

As George quoted in his farewell to the nation... President Thomas Jefferson once wrote,
“I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.”


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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

LAID OFF

Jack joined the ranks of the unemployed today! Not only does Jack feel bad about it, his spouse thinks he is a loser and the world is coming to an end! Boy that's being supportive on day 1! Thought I would google the day with laid off so as not to feel so alone, knowing there must be a billion or so like me!? Ran across a great cartoon site that will inspire confidence and faith! I encourage all of you in my lot to visit Odd Todd. He has several episodes on the subject. Even I had a good laugh... LINK